Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The Waitress

So I'm eating in this place called Toast made famous ...outside of LA anyway...because of a cameo in Entourage...I was eating alone and had a typical LA hot waitress...but she was so unbelievably friendly and nice it was difficult not to think of her otherwise...I attempted to compliment her...I say attempted cause I was sort of caught between hitting on her and just being nice myself...while I wanted to hit on her I didn't want it to seem obvious...obviously...it made me think how many guys actually try to get the number....it would be great to witness one of those transactions going down just once....and see it through successfully..I don't just mean getting the number but actually going out with her on a date.....the amount of time it takes to get the digits is also an important factor....I'm sure if I went in there like once a week for a month and saw her a few times it would be a lot easier to approach...my friend Pat would call that "soaking"...he would also call it "spinning your wheels"...but what I want is to be able to pull that move off in the first meeting in under an hour.....sure it can be done....but is it pure charm or good looks that will ultimately be the reason for hitting that homerun.....Toast is a pretty casual place even though it's trendy...food wise I recommend everything...super fresh, tasty..good size portions....so anyway...she had this infectious smile that didn't appear to be an act like you see so often...so I commented to her that she looks like she's having a great day...she smiled back and said it's probably cause she had such a great workout before she came into work...and once she got to work things just got better....it continued to get better for me too everyone time she walked away from my table and I got another look at her booty....but the point being...I guess I could have introduced myself and moved the conversation forward...but it seemed a little forced...of course I wondered what she thought of me...but then again unless she was immediately attracted to me she probably didn't give me much of any thought at all...Im just saying it would be nice to send a recon team back in after I had left and set her up with a lil Q&A...hey, that might not be a bad idea for a show.....I digress....she said she hopes to see me back (waitress speak of course)...and I said Oh, I'll be back...not like Arnold....but well...you know...and I will...

1 comment:

scott said...

wow.....can't wait for the next time you decide to eat!