Tonight, for the first time in my life, a chick thought I was older than I am. Bartender...drink please. Better make it a double. All my life I've had the baby face where everyone thought I was younger than I actually I am. I went through a period in my early 20's where I hoped to look older...but that quickly changed to feeling good about myself that I looked younger than I really was...at least 3-5 years younger....but now...suddenly...I'm older....I've hit the wall I guess.....this chick was actually off by at least 5 years....wow....her friend...who was smokin hot...and Asian which I prefer...they age well...she admitted to being 38....she still thought I was a year younger than I actually am...and for the record...both chicks were older than me...but to quote the offending girl....and married friends of mine please take deep breath and get ready to LYFAO......"You looked like you're a married guy in his early 40's who doesn't care too much about his appearance wanting to just have a drink...you seem very mature".................................
............................................................................I inserted extra dot dot dots so all of you who know me can catch your breath from laughing so hard....."mature"..."married"....of course I told her she couldn't be furthest from the truth...I asked her if she was maybe confusing intelligence with maturity.....and she claimed it had a lot to do w my hair...how it looked....granted I knew it was messed up from driving with the windows down and my top down....and I told them so....but, still it couldn't have made that bad of an impression could it have?....then she goes on to tell me how she's really attracted to Russian Jews.......and I had to break it to her that I was Jewish and part Russian...even thought I don't particularly look Jewish be it the dirty blonde hair and blue eyes.....so I guess I fooled her...she doesn't know what she likes....but truthfully back to the hair...when I got home...my hair did look like shit...this LA climate really fucks w your hair and dries it out...so maybe I should have stopped home and re-touched my hair after the car ride back home..I was back out after returning home from a dinner date...relax....not date date...but where the woman I had dinner with thought I was 8 years younger than I am....guess it was before the wind got a hold of my hair....bottom line....the chick who tried to humilate me was right about one thing...I went out not giving a shit.
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